gothbaby:

omg at my christmas dinner my cousin was like “pass the peas, by the way im lesbian”

❝The most depressing thing about growing up is watching people lose their sense of spontaneity. They think they’re becoming mature and responsible, but really they’re just becoming afraid.❞
— Gabe Saporta (via andiwasyoursea)

misha-bawlins:

deductism:

can we just

YES WE CAN

callmetoast:

darkrw:

Eurovision game: Gay or European?

quinntana:

this is the part of the eurovision where europe may or may not start a third war. 

My Dad: I like Tom Hiddleston better with dark hair, it really brings out his blue eyes.
My Dad:
My Dad: That sounded gayer than I thought it would jesus christ

valiantchild:

it’s all fun and games when they’re singing

but when it gets to the voting omfg it goes politics crazy

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agroncriss:

i remember when france gave the uk one point last year

and then graham norton said:

we built a tunnel to your country　

klainelicious:

“If you like Jedward, vote. If you don’t like Jedward you should probably still vote because if they don’t win they’ll be back next year” - swedish commentator

Why Ireland, why Jedward? Jesus Christ.

dalekstripper:

eurovision, you try valiantly every year, but just rmember NO ONE will ever be able to beat Ukraine’s 2007 entry

the guy singing for Turkey kinda looks like gabe saporta…oh god.